こちら、幸福安心委員会です。
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こちら、幸福安心委員会です。
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Song: こちら、幸福安心委員会です。
Romaji: Kochira, Koufuku Anshin Iinkai Desu.
Translation: This is, The Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee
BPM: 128
Vocals: 初音ミク
Lyrics: 鳥居羊
Music: うたたP
Japanese Songtext
どうして みんなが 幸せなの？
この世界のこと 聞きたいって、知りたいって
水辺の公園で みんなが耳を澄ませて
わくわくするね ねぇ、オンディーヌ？
ハイハーイ！
さあさあ、みなさん 教えてあげまーす！
みんなが気になっていること 疑問に思ってること
ぜーんぶ 教えてあげまーす！
えー、みなさんが 幸福なのは･･･ 義務なんです。
幸せですか？ 義務ですよ？ 果たしてますか？
我々、幸福安心委員会は みなさまの幸せを願い そして、支えまーす。
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸せですか？ 義務ですよ？
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸せですか？ 義務ですよ。
ですから、安心して義務を果たすように！
みなさまの幸せが 我々の幸せ。
幸せですか？ 義務ですよ？ 果たしてますか？
幸せじゃないなら…
絞首 斬首 銃殺 釜ゆで 溺死 電気
火あぶり 生き埋め 薬殺 石打ち 鋸 はりつけ
好きなのを 選んでね♪
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸せですか？ 義務ですよ？
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸福なのは義務なんです
幸せですか？ 義務ですよ。
義務なんです 義務ですよ？ 義務なんです 幸福なのは義務なんです
義務なんです 義務ですよ？ 義務なんです
幸せじゃないなら 死ね
Romaji Songtext
doushite minna ga shiawase na no?
kono sekai no koto kikitai tte, shiritai tte
mizube no kouen de minna ga mimi wo sumasete
wakuwaku suru ne nee, ONDIINU?
HAIHA~I!
saasaa, minasan oshiete agema~su
minna ga ki ni natteiru koto gimon ni omotteru koto
ze~nbu oshiete agema~su!
e~, minasan ga koufuku nano wa...gimu nan desu.
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo? hatashitemasu ka?
wareware, koufuku anshin iinkai wa minasama no shiawase wo negai soshite, sasaema~su
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo?
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo.
desu kara, anshin shite gimu wo hatasu you ni!
minasama no shiawase ga wareware no shiawase.
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo? hatashitemasu ka?
shiawase janai nara...
koushu zanshu juusatsu kama yude dekishi denki
hiaburi ikiume yakusatsu ishiuchi nokogiri haritsuke
suki nano wo erande ne♪
HAIHA~I!
saasaa, minasan shiawase dake ga michitema~su
fuan toka fuman, nani hitotsu nai desho~?
KOWA~I, kowai wa~
shiawase sugite, kowai wa~.
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
shiawase desuka? gimu desu yo?
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo.
gimu nan desu gimu desu yo? gimu nan desu koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
gimu nan desu gimu desu yo? gimu nan desu
shiawase janai nara shine
English Songtext
Why everyone is happy?They say that they want to listen to the story of this world, they want know about this world.
In the park by the water, everyone is listening carefully
It's exciting. Isn't that right, Ondine?
Yeah, attention please!
Now, now, I'll tell you, everyone!
Something you mind, something you're uncertain about
I'll tell you everything!
Well, why everyone is happy... that's because it's a duty
Are you happy? That's your duty, okay? Do you carry it out?
We, the Happiness Safety Commission, wish for your happiness and support you, everyone
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
Are you happy? That's your duty, okay?
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
Are you happy? That's your duty, sure, it is.
So, relieve and carry out your duty!
Everyone's happiness is our happiness
Are you happy? That's your duty, okay? Do you carry it out?
If you're not happy...
Strangulated, beheaded, gun downed, boiled, drowned, electric chair,
roasted, burned alive , poisoned, stoned, whipsawed, crucified
Choose anything you like♪
Yeah, attention please!
Now, now, your heart is just filled with happiness, everyone!
You don't have any anxieties or complaints, right?
It makes me SCARED, scared
I'm scared because I'm too happy
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
Are you happy? That's your duty, okay?
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
Are you happy? That's your duty, sure, it is.
It's your duty, it's your duty, okay? It's your duty, it's your duty to be happy
It's your duty, it's your duty, okay? It's your duty
If you're not happy, just die.
